By The Spectator, John Maloney
As usual, I’m giving you my predictions for the year 2020. I’m a little late this year but here they are. Remember in early 2016 I did predict that Donald Trump would be President! Here goes
• Kansas City Chiefs will win the Super Bowl
• There will be one snow storm in late January
• February will be mild but with two snow storms. It will have 29 days.
• The ground hog will come out in Central Park in February and will be mugged!
• Iran will oust their leaders!
• There will be at least 10 killings in the Bronx this year.
• Impeachment of Pres. Trump will fail!
• In a Special Report, the government will admit the presence of flying saucers and aliens! Area 51 will be open to media.
• President Trump will be accused by Democrats of creating aliens.
• Trump admits that he is an alien!
• Empire State Building hit by a drone, no damage done.
• Less people view the Oscars than ever before!
• Caskets are open in Grant’s Tomb and the body is discovered to be that of Gen. Robert E. Lee!
• Yankee pitcher Cole will win 25 games and pitch a no-hitters
• Mets deGrom will win 20 games and pitch two no-hitter
• Judge on the Yankees will hit 60 home runs.
• Mets beat Phillies in playoff for National League title. They lose to Yankees in World Series
• Mt. Vesuvius will erupt again.
• Old manuscript found in Monastery in Rome indicates that the word is “celebrate” not “celibate”; church in turmoil
• Riots break out during the Tokyo Olympics.
Something to do with “take Out’ Chinese food.
• Seven Yankee players out with injuries including broken fingernails or sunburn
• Giant football team opens with six straight wins.
• Eli Manning turns down offer and stays with the Giants
• No Triple Crown winner this year
• Riots break out at both the Republican and Democratic conventions
• Bishop Sheen will be declared “Blessed” this year on way to Sainthood.
• Joe Pesci will win an Oscar
• The Irishman or 1917 will take an Oscar for best picture.
• The actor who played the “Joker” will win an Oscar.
• The Rockland County Times will win a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.
• There will be no snowfall in Rockland during August.
• We will get two 100˚ in July and at least three in August.
• Bloomberg will get the nod from the Dems.
• Riots break out as Trump debates Bloomburg.
• Biden’s son becomes General with Chinese Army
• Schools will open in September
• Trump re-elected in close race!
• Pelosi accuses of aliens voting in all the states.
Trump says: Hey, they’re immigrants¡
Happy New Year
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