What’s Happening 11/21/13

What’s Happening BY GEORGE J. DACRE – “White Christmas” makes you feel good at the Westchester Broadway Theatre in Elmsford. This 182nd production at the popular dinner theatre has to rate among the top shows put on by Bill Stutler and Bob Funking over 40 years. Oustanding performances by Sean Montgomery, Lindsey VanWinkle, Jeremy Benton, […]

PUDDIN’ DON’T

PUDDIN’ DON’T

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of sillineat-stringess, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.

Poem of the Week: Human Traces

BY HARRY WAITZMAN My body continually surprises me. While songs rise from my mouth, my ear is deaf, my balance is gone. I leave markers here and there, strands of hair, snow on my hood. I become an Eskimo tracking life, a caribou sniffing for lichens. On my hands and knees, I search for human […]

PUDDIN’ DON’T

PUDDIN’ DON’T

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of sillineat-stringess, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.

POEM OF THE WEEK: How I Begin

BY HARRY WAITZMAN My tongue is tied to my brain through the back door. I stoop and news pours through my nose and ears and is lost. Poetry is not news yet deals with rumors of the heart, I must learn to rage and spout through a whale-wide mouth. I must ignore the givens and […]