BAN BLOOMBERG

By the Spectator, John Maloney The mayor of New York City, lost out in court when he tried to ban the sale of large-size sodas in New York. The judge said, “You can’t legislate health issues for the citizens of the city.” Now the mayor wants to protect the children from even seeing a pack […]

The Lone Agent

The Lone Agent

By Vincent Abbatecola It seems like the White House can hardly catch a break when featured in big-budget Hollywood films. It was blown up by aliens in Independence Day, hit by a mega tsunami in 2012, and will soon be invaded in this summer’s White House Down. It’s a hard life for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, […]

DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

Come to his fundraiser “Dwayne Does Rockland” next week at Lace in West Nyack ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY DAILY ROCKLAND GARLIC Dissatisfied with his choices in the 2013 county executive field, Rockland County Times paperboy Dwayne Johnson has announced his candidacy for Rockland County executive. A registered member of the Vermin Supreme Party, Johnson states, “It’s […]

MY PURPLE BROMELIAD

BY HARRY WALTZMAN Valentine’s Day driving past the florist just opened in Congers, I stopped and ignored the roses, as too fragile my wife always forgets to water them. I spied a strange plant new to my sight, Rolling back the tin foil covering it’s base, it was a bromeliad clutching a bowl of sand […]

WHAT’S HAPPENING 3/21/13

BY GEORGE J. DACRE – Spring is in the air with the coming of Footloose to be performed by Rockland Community College of Campus Players and the performing arts at 8 p.m. April 11, 12, and 13 and a matinee at 2 p.m. on April 14 with proceeds from the matinee to go to Autism […]

UPROAR!

UPROAR!

History Channel mini-series ‘The Bible’ chooses Obama look-alike as Satan The Satan character from the History Channel’s smash miniseries “The Bible,” played by actor Mehdi Ouzaani, bears a striking resemblance to President Obama, millions of Americans agree. Widespread conversation about the topic occurred on social media Sunday night and Monday, with most speculating the resemblance […]