Things Could Be Worse

BY JOHN MALONEY, The Spectator Well, it looks like Obamacare has gone to the emergency room for treatment and perhaps down the drain. That’s bad for a lot of people…The Yanks had a terrible season and that wasn’t good…The football Giants need a miracle to make the play-offs and that isn’t good…The Social Security increase […]

What’s Happening 11/21/13

What’s Happening BY GEORGE J. DACRE – “White Christmas” makes you feel good at the Westchester Broadway Theatre in Elmsford. This 182nd production at the popular dinner theatre has to rate among the top shows put on by Bill Stutler and Bob Funking over 40 years. Oustanding performances by Sean Montgomery, Lindsey VanWinkle, Jeremy Benton, […]

PUDDIN’ DON’T

PUDDIN’ DON’T

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of sillineat-stringess, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.

Poem of the Week: Human Traces

BY HARRY WAITZMAN My body continually surprises me. While songs rise from my mouth, my ear is deaf, my balance is gone. I leave markers here and there, strands of hair, snow on my hood. I become an Eskimo tracking life, a caribou sniffing for lichens. On my hands and knees, I search for human […]

PUDDIN’ DON’T

PUDDIN’ DON’T

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of sillineat-stringess, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.