PUDDIN!

PUDDIN!

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of silliness, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.

LAYNE GETS CONDITIONAL DISCHARGE FOR “OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT”

LAYNE GETS CONDITIONAL DISCHARGE FOR “OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT”

Former Airmont mayor and Sloatsburg building inspector pleads guilty to misdemeanor and receives light sentence The DA’s probe into the activities of former Sloatsburg Building Inspector John Layne have ended somewhat anti-climactically, as Layne pled guilty Wednesday to a misdemeanor charge of “official misconduct” and received a one-year conditional discharge. If Layne does not get […]

BAN BLOOMBERG

By the Spectator, John Maloney The mayor of New York City, lost out in court when he tried to ban the sale of large-size sodas in New York. The judge said, “You can’t legislate health issues for the citizens of the city.” Now the mayor wants to protect the children from even seeing a pack […]

The Lone Agent

The Lone Agent

By Vincent Abbatecola It seems like the White House can hardly catch a break when featured in big-budget Hollywood films. It was blown up by aliens in Independence Day, hit by a mega tsunami in 2012, and will soon be invaded in this summer’s White House Down. It’s a hard life for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, […]

DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

Come to his fundraiser “Dwayne Does Rockland” next week at Lace in West Nyack ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY DAILY ROCKLAND GARLIC Dissatisfied with his choices in the 2013 county executive field, Rockland County Times paperboy Dwayne Johnson has announced his candidacy for Rockland County executive. A registered member of the Vermin Supreme Party, Johnson states, “It’s […]

Letter to the Editor: STOP DIGGING

To the Editor, They say the best way to get out of a hole is to stop digging. I am deeply concerned that we are continuing to dig a deeper hole for the North Rockland Community. The current proposed budget of $206,330,813 with a proposed tax levy increase of 3.63 percent to educate 8,129 students […]

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