Top 10 reasons to live in Rockland Co vs NYC

BY ELLA STEINBECK

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RCT Humor Columnist Ella Steinbeck

She’s New York City’s most famous Rockland-lover: heeeere’s Ella with a list of reasons why living in Rockland is better than NYC.

10. Yards

9. Room in your house to hold onto things for next yearโ€™s yard sale

8. An apple festival sounds like a really fun thing to do for the weekend

7. Riding your bike is a recreational activity and not a death sentence

6. Starbucks bathrooms smell better

5. You can have pet goats on your property if you want to

4. You donโ€™t have to send your child to a pretentious private school. You can send them to a pretentious public school.

3. North Face and LL Bean are accepted as โ€œdesignerโ€ clothes

2. You donโ€™t have to pay for storage because you donโ€™t have room in your home for a summer and winter wardrobe.

1. No need for rooftop farms

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