BY GEORGE J. DACRE With a cast of four Dinner With Friends is the story of two couples who are best friends but one couples marriage breakup causes their friendship to become strained. Steve Taylor, as Gabe, and Claudia Stefany, as his wife Karen, get the news from Beth (Mary Ashley) who says her husband […]
Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of silliness, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.
By the Spectator, John Maloney The mayor of New York City, lost out in court when he tried to ban the sale of large-size sodas in New York. The judge said, “You can’t legislate health issues for the citizens of the city.” Now the mayor wants to protect the children from even seeing a pack […]
By Vincent Abbatecola It seems like the White House can hardly catch a break when featured in big-budget Hollywood films. It was blown up by aliens in Independence Day, hit by a mega tsunami in 2012, and will soon be invaded in this summer’s White House Down. It’s a hard life for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, […]
Come to his fundraiser “Dwayne Does Rockland” next week at Lace in West Nyack ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY DAILY ROCKLAND GARLIC Dissatisfied with his choices in the 2013 county executive field, Rockland County Times paperboy Dwayne Johnson has announced his candidacy for Rockland County executive. A registered member of the Vermin Supreme Party, Johnson states, “It’s […]
BY HARRY WALTZMAN Valentine’s Day driving past the florist just opened in Congers, I stopped and ignored the roses, as too fragile my wife always forgets to water them. I spied a strange plant new to my sight, Rolling back the tin foil covering it’s base, it was a bromeliad clutching a bowl of sand […]