DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

DWAYNE JOHNSON, RCT PAPERBOY, ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR ROCKLAND COUNTY EXECUTIVE 2013

Come to his fundraiser “Dwayne Does Rockland” next week at Lace in West Nyack ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY DAILY ROCKLAND GARLIC Dissatisfied with his choices in the 2013 county executive field, Rockland County Times paperboy Dwayne Johnson has announced his candidacy for Rockland County executive. A registered member of the Vermin Supreme Party, Johnson states, “It’s […]

MY PURPLE BROMELIAD

BY HARRY WALTZMAN Valentine’s Day driving past the florist just opened in Congers, I stopped and ignored the roses, as too fragile my wife always forgets to water them. I spied a strange plant new to my sight, Rolling back the tin foil covering it’s base, it was a bromeliad clutching a bowl of sand […]

WHAT’S HAPPENING 3/21/13

BY GEORGE J. DACRE – Spring is in the air with the coming of Footloose to be performed by Rockland Community College of Campus Players and the performing arts at 8 p.m. April 11, 12, and 13 and a matinee at 2 p.m. on April 14 with proceeds from the matinee to go to Autism […]

UPROAR!

UPROAR!

History Channel mini-series ‘The Bible’ chooses Obama look-alike as Satan The Satan character from the History Channel’s smash miniseries “The Bible,” played by actor Mehdi Ouzaani, bears a striking resemblance to President Obama, millions of Americans agree. Widespread conversation about the topic occurred on social media Sunday night and Monday, with most speculating the resemblance […]

CLARKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL ADVANCES TO SECOND ROUND OF 2012-13 MSG VARSITY’S “THE CHALLENGE”

Vikings face Iona Preparatory School in high school quiz show Clarkstown High School has advanced to the second round of MSG Varsity’s, “The Challenge,” and will take on Iona Preparatory School on Wednesday, April 3, 2013 at 6:30 p.m. on Cablevision’s Optimum, Channel 14. Clarkstown South High School is joined by 31 other schools from […]

PUDDIN’ DON’T

PUDDIN’ DON’T

Puddin’ Don’t is a creation of Jake Barlow, inspired by all manner of silliness, like Berkeley Breathed’s Bill the Cat, Chuck Norris Facts, The movie Machete, and the great Marty Feldman. Puddin’ Don’t can be found daily online at www.puddindont.com.