My Predictions for the Year 2015! | The Rockland County Times

BY THE SPECTATOR

JOHN MALONEY

The Mets and Yankees will be in the World Series, (I also believe in the Tooth Fairy).
A-Rod will lead the Yankees in hitting and home runs.
During January and February, the Knicks will win 15 games in a row. They will play against Albertus Magnus High School and Clarkstown North and South High School’s.
The Green Bay Packers will win the Super Bowl.
Mayor DiBlasio will turn his back on cops and “moon” them.
There will be no snow in this area during August.
Our biggest snowfall will occur between February 22 and February 28.
During this year, U.P.S and Fed Ex will merge. The new company will be called FED-UP!
There will be a mud slide in California this year.
In March, President Obama’s birth certificate will be found. He was born in Ireland and his name was Patrick Obama.
In April the price of gas will drop to $1.99 a gallon.
In May the price of milk will soar to $5.00 a gallon.
In March the Hudson River will be frozen!
In June, doctors at the Mayo clinic will discover a food that stops the sex drive in women. It’s called the “Wedding Cake.”
During this year, the surgeon general will be declared bad for your health.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa will finally fall. Too many people leaning against it.
During this year, the local paper the Journal News, will print and report more news from Rockland County than from Westchester, Putnam, and Sullivan Counties.
The Mets will start the season with 10 straight wins.
The Yankees will start the season wondering what to do with A-Rod.
July is a bad month for Yankee manager Girardi. He gets fired, Jet former coach Rex Ryan takes over.
We will hit 100 degrees in June.
Alex Gromack holds his 15th fundraiser since January. So far, no opposition has been announced.
At least 10 people will be stabbed in the Bronx on the July 4th weekend.
A flying saucer was sited in Rockland County during April and May. It was seen hovering over West Nyack.
Ten residents of West Nyack were arrested for hovering over The Clarksville Inn.
There will be a bomb threat at the Palisades Mall this year.
DNA test on the bodies in Grant’s tomb confirm that the bodies are those of General Robert Lee and Annie Oakley.
Donald Trump will open a casino on the Clarkstown Landfill. It will be known as Trump’s Dump!
Pope Francis visits New York in September. Gets mugged in Central Park.
Commissioner Bratton of the NYPD wants cops to give out more tickets in February. He was the first one ticketed in the “blitz.”
In June Al Sharpton discovers that his parents were white. Wears T-Shirt “White is Beautiful.”
The old Knicks players, like Bradley, Ewing, and Frazer will suit up and win 10 straight games for the Knicks in March.
Yankee pitchers will pitch 2 no-hitters in June and July.
In August an Italian cruise ship will sink at the dock! The captain blames it on someone pulling the plug in the bath tub.
The editor of the Rockland County Times will win the Pulitzer Prize for Journalism! (Did I tell you I believe in the Tooth Fairy!)

So there you are, dear readers. Have a happy, prosperous and healthy new year.

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